Ryan Seacrest

This guy needs no explanation. He is as gay as a picnic basket. But just for fun, here's a few reasons:

* Couldn't bag Terri Hatcher, and she's a total slut

* "Seacrest Out" - Invents catch phrases

* Strangely proud of being metrosexual

* Experiments with facial hair

* Engages in cat fights with Simon Cowell