NBC Denies 'Friends' Television Return

On Monday, I reported that the 10 year hit comedy Friends would return to television for four one-hour specials. Apparently this is not true and I apologize to any of my readers. Today, Jeff Zucker, CEO of NBC Universal Television Group, proclaimed that there is "Not one ounce of truth" to the rumors. This is also true of my report on the spinoff It's A Guy Thing. According to Zucker, there are no plans for this show.

Sorry everyone.